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- ROB IS MY HOMIE-G

It has been a while, friends of Rob the Almighty. Welcome back. Or for our international friends in France, Bonjour! For our friends in Germany, Guten Tag! And the Spanish, Hola! Japan, Konichiwa! For those of you in Russia...too bad I don't speak Russian. That's right. The Robship has been extended worldwide! One step closer to world domination, my pretty!

You didn't hear that.

The next event in the illustrious calendar of the ROB is my hero! cul - I mean organization is our annual trip to see Homey the Clown from the now retired television show "In Living Color". I will be joining the Fly Girls in their pre-show dancing. I'm sure very few of you recognize these names. We want it that way. Mwahaha!

Please bring your offerings to the wonderful Rob to the entrance of Dorney Park.

Also, everyone is invited to a to-be-announced showing of "The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Abridged!" starring....undisclosed people.

Thank you all for your continuing support and love of the Rob. Yes, I say THE Rob. Just like THE Oedipus.

Good wishes to Rob,
Charlee, co-founder of the Robship

Long time no update.

Next Meeting: Halloweekends at Dorney Park. The night you might all get to meet Rob.

Our new motto: You will no longer be you. You will be US.

See you on Halloweekends. And bring offerings.

----Mindy. Cofounder of the Robship

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- ROB

On May 44, 2007 there will be an extremely important celebration dedicated to our hero, the one and only Rob. It will be held outside of Liberty High School by the trailers. We will all wear ninja suits and be ssecret agents to escape the g-hetto non-believers who stare relentlessly. Oh, the horrible staring! MAKE IT STOP! I'M BEGGING YOU! HAVE YOU NO MERCY!!! Ahem. All of you are required to bring 1 dozen shrubberies to sacrifice to Rob and his partners, the Knights who say Ni, and the Killer Rabbit; otherwise, he will rip us all to shreds like oh brave Sir Robin.

On a lighter note, the tribute band to Rob, most cleverly named the Robbers, will be playing Crocodile Rob on April 53 at 64 o'clock. Please come, dance, eat, sing, skank, mosh, whatever, and worship the Robship.

I bid you all farewell and a night of Rob-ful dreams.

Charlee, co-founder of the Robship.

ATTENTION ALL ROBSHIP MEMBERS:

       there is an imposter loose. some posuer is running amok pretending to be our savior! this rob impersonator must be stopped! if anyone knows anything of the current whereabouts of "Rad_Rob" please inform us IMMEDIATLY!

         furthermore, to prevent any disgraces of our hero in the future, do not let any information of the robship leak to non-members. we can only hope the true Rob does not shun us for this horrific event. so we must all pray to Him 263 times a day as opposed to the ordinary 154 until we recieve some sign of forgiveness from His Majesty, Rob.

additionally i'd like to remind all members that registration for the blood tests will open on tuesday. please be aware that ALL current member MUST attend! this is MADATORY!

thank you, your co-founder, valerie

We are sorry for not telling you online about our past few meetings, but we wanted to make sure that no one from the government was still looking into us. Although they have NO REASON whatsoever to do that. Anyways, the next meeting will be at Carmike Cinemas, by the trash bins in back. Bring your offerings to Rob and we shall celebrate His return to earth as one. Be happy, summer is almost here, and that is when we see Him usually. Then we can bring you His messages. I must leave you now. If I stay in one place too long, the opposers might find me and the Robship will be forced to end.

                                                         I <3 Rob and Rob ONLY.  -Mindy